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Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
loveloves154
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
shitday
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
NeedsANewApartment
Wurtsboro, United States
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
unicornlovet
Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML
DogStew
Pumped-up Tanks
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
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Karachi, Pakistan
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Can't take it anymore
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Top comments
OrgasmicBunnies 9
if you put a lifeguard stand in your basement, you can open a public pool for the hobos.
Nienna88 0
Gross. Well at least you have a huge toilet now :)
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Comments (142)
davisberg 0
dont fall in
skikid 0
I live in Canada so we dont have sewers, we just dig holes whenever we need to 'go'. Maybe moving here would be a better solution!
CrackerJack127 3
I know hoe you feel... :P
CrackerJack127 3
*how
N3v43h 0
Shit happens... but it seems everyone's shit happened to you.
LK212 0
that sucks
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Hey, you never know. It could be your poo.
xmelex 0
this is a shitty situation!
sydneyaval 9
That is raunchy
SpazzyJazzy325 0
it's ok everyone it's just a candy bar... mmm nugety!
xoashdabashxo 4
I love the fact that you used the word "poo." ^^