Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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Top comments
kristenlee 3
I don't think you were just wrestling...
SKYblue_fml 1
Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...
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Comments (182)
tWitt3rBuG 0
The absolute problem with neighbors today is that they're too damn nosy! Wrestling? Hmmm "Don't try this"... They won't lying
suckerz 0
that's just really gay...
cthulhu1138 1
#9, a report of a possible rape in progress does constitute probable cause to search a residence, as does any other credible report of a felony in progress.
tmcclara15 9
He probably allowed them into the apartment.
blargity 0
maybe you squeal like a girl? did you get a sex change? even if this person and his friends are "gay" or "faggots" then why would that matter? and #8 did you think #6 was trying to be funny?
Boneplayer123 0
wow... your life is ****** if they find out you were wrestling with three dudes.
washburn_fml 0
i don't know whether to put this down as an FYL or a YDI... one would think you'd be considerate enough of your neighbors, or at least conscious of the trouble that screaming that loudly could cause, to not make that much noise while wrestling. on the other hand, one of you guys basically got called a little bitch, so that really sucks.
rukusrazor 0
Ha Ha Ha, YDI. Wrestling IS for little girls. /Well the fake televised kind at least.
piderman13 0
Wanna know how I know you're gay? You wrestle with other men and sound like women getting raped.
paintedchocolate 30
That's what the FML said, basically.
punkis4fgs 0
#9, would you rather let the cops into your house willingly, while being nice and cooperative so they are in and out fast OR piss them off, make them piss a judge off by getting a warrant, and then have them tear your house to shreds? I would rather just let them do their job, nice and painless for everyone.
ruchg1 5
You don't believe in your rights?
guitardedman 0
well they can't just search your house for no reason... at least they didnt find anything. where i live if cops show up and ask to search they need a damn good reason why because everyone smokes weed and drinks underage and knows enough to not let them in for no reason. cops cannot legally walk into a house uninvited and unannounced and look for things
Millseh 0
They got a report of rape. That is a reason to be searched isn't it?