Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, the cops were called on our apartment because they heard angry yelling and loud screams. I was having a Mario Kart party with some friends over and we got too into the game. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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kristenlee 3
I don't think you were just wrestling...
SKYblue_fml 1
Well, at least they knew that there wasn't a girl involved...
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Comments (182)
crashguy 0
lol. Love the Wanna know how I know you're gay. That comment made me sign up just now so I could post this...
that_guy01 0
that's incredibly gay.
robbietherabbit 0
I find it very revealing that you guys were "wrestling," but you put it under the category "sex"... lol
chloelovestoswim 6
haha
Spl4sh_D4m4g3 0
people need to start minding their own business.
ammali 0
LOL #5 and #19
crashguy 0
Minding their own business?? Then why are you on here? lol
staceydiann 0
so which one of you was screaming like a girl? haha.
madbadsad 0
Way to go, girls! Oh, wait...
sailing 0
#9 is right. You didn't have to let them into the home. You simply ask if they have a warrant, and when they tell you no, ask if they have probable cause. They would have then been required by law to tell you. #20, it violates basic property rights to start off, and also violates a persons civil rights. That's one of the reasons that warrants are required in this country. Just because someone shows up at your house wearing a badge, doesn't give them the authority to walk into your home uninvited without probable cause. I'd rather inconvenience a couple police officers than surrender my rights. Since I wouldn't disobey the court order for a search in this case, I would take note of any damages the police caused during the search, and then politely request they reimburse before taking them to court over the damages. There's nothing wrong with knowing your rights, so this isn't a case of "FML," but rather a case of another ignorant person surrendering to the police state.
madamsatine2008 0
wow..u killed it for me.. u suck
Cheeserock 0
Wrestling. God you're manly.