Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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wafflemonger 0
Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?
SasuNaru_fml 0
Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL
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Comments (110)
mmmmm_fml 0
fyl for thinking that facebook is a form of "talking" to people.
NoMercy_fml 0
Since when do friends offer you 10,000 free chips. This isn't an FML. If you want to talk to you're friends try face to face asshole.
swagmonkey 0
Maybe your friends realize you don't use facebook much, so they don't try to contact you there. Do they talk to you in real life?
Nintendork 0
Don't feel bad, probably the majority of my single-digit notifications are the app announcements, you're not alone ( :
EpiC_WiFi 0
Haha dude that sux?
pempem 0
So what? That's not something to feel bad about. Unless your friends are also like that in real life. :)
Sambo110 0
Meh, I could not go on Facebook for a year (I probably do), and not have anyone message me. Those sites are a waste of time.
warmvanillasugar 0
I hate facebook.
southparkfan92 0
dude ur so sad.. the point of facebook is to communicate with those who u dun see often..ur friends arent really suppose to write on ur wall neway..if they do..they do it cuz theyre bored..not cuz of sum everlastin frenship deal.. deal with it..
passwordvixen 0
I don't get how this one made it...i mean that sucks and everything, but there is real life, and communication through the telephone. I would feel much worse if my friends talked to me on Facebook and not in real life.