Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?
SasuNaru_fml 0
Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL
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Comments (110)
fuckedup666 0
Today I realized that I judge my social status and self worth through Facebook! FML
gutoputo 4
That's what you get from logging on to your Facebook that "many" times.
chrizzledizzle 0
I feel ya. I get so many more notifications from apps than I do from friends.
AndyDuNasty 0
look dude from experience, no one will talk to u if you are inactive on facebook if u talk to them they will talk to u well usually
Raytestrak 3
I had sort of the same thing, on my birthday, I got tons of automatic happy birthday messages from forums I'm subscribed to. None from the members and (almost) none from my friends.
rakhil11 7
Unless your friends haven't called you or talked to you face to face during that time, why the hell do you care...?
Shyman4ever 0
Get some friends noob
alysonn 0
it depends on how many friends you had. if you only had less than 50 friends..I wouldn't expect too much.
808heaukulani 0
lol, no one talks to me on facebook either. I have a Verizon Droid smart phone so I am constantly online and still no one talks to me. aw well, tis life.
Jakojan 4
wow. even my friends friends talk to me on facebook and they're random people i dont even know...