Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?
SasuNaru_fml 0
Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL
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Comments (110)
DeezNutzz 0
**** your life for caring so much about whether people write on your wall on facebook
16274692 0
#5 (Y)
SergioFML 0
Someone needs to be more social.
Liamrb 0
FYL, none of my friends ever talk to me either, but thats only becuase none of my real life friends are my facebook friends
Naheelawhatwhat 0
If your entire social life depends on what happens on your facebook then you are one sad sad soul and I feel bad for you. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN FACEBOOK so get out there and start interacting with people face to face instead of hiding behind a computer and interacting via facebook.
arienh4 0
I just signed up to Facebook. I thought I had no social life, but I figure that if you think your life is ****** if you hardly have anything on your wall there, you can't have any life at all.
TheJoe 0
It could just be that your friends have more sense than Facebook. Unless they don't talk to you using their MOUTHS you have no problem.
evanwilliams 4
Well if you only log into Facebook once a month, why the **** do you care about it in the first place?
F_Y_Comments 0
10 000 free chips, that sounds a lot better than messages from randoms on Facebook. Stop complaining and talk to your friends via the more popular social site - REAL LIFE
Monado 0
I have to say I don't at all think this is an fml. There is no reason to be expecting people will just post on your facebook page when you're gone for a month and it's even more unbeleivable you get depressed over it. You deserverd this for getting so depressed over a website that makes no difference in real life and seem to make a preferance rather then actually socializing.