Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
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Top comments
wafflemonger 0
Is it possible that your friends know you don't go on Facebook much, and decided it wasn't worth writing on your wall because you'd never get back to them?
SasuNaru_fml 0
Facebook is stupid. What happened to "going out"? Seriously, ditch that and go out for real. But yeah FYL
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Comments (110)
dan81892 2
i hate those stupid notifications
uchihasasuke 0
Boohoo cry me a river
JRUFF 0
dude, dont worry. you are not alone
danielleFML 0
aw link us to your facebook, youll have a shitload of new friends
metawarr556 3
Well, actually, facebook has changed it so that your friends writing on your wall, and things like that, don't show up in notifications. Notifications are now only from apps.
xexechx 0
Don't be sad. Listen to #5
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
Aww the game misses you more than your own friends.
PureGold 0
Your friends, if you indeed have any, know you're not on facebook much, so why would they write on your wall? I know people like that, they have lots of friends and text them, etc, but they don't converse on facebook much. Don't judge how much your friend are actually your friends by how much they try to talk to you on facebook, especially when you're never there.
BaghdadAssUp 0
YDI, talking works both ways... If you talk to them, they talk to you.
stop_whining 0
And now you post this "complaint" on FML, in a desperate plea for attention, but instead everyone reminds you of how pathetic and self-centered you really are. Do you feel better now, you whiny little bitch? Go and interact with reality.