Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
It was super effective, wasn't it?
meekthekit 6
If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.
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ginawater19 13
Dump her. Guys where whatever underwear they can find. And they're usually weird. People shouldn't freak about underwear.
Sheh_fml 25
I don't see how finding something funny is "freaking out". She didn't mock or insult him for them, just found it funny.
TogeBara 12
you must be slow...dickachu is comedy gold
kat33_fml 7
Have you never been in a relationship where you can laugh and joke around? Something like this is a normal thing for my boyfriend and I it doesn't mean we don't respect each other quiet the contrary we respect and trust each other more since we can joke and laugh at each other without the other getting angry.
AngrySailor 17
WTF is a poke-ball? Never mind I'm sure I don't care.
dixiefoxx 22
Nah, you're not awesome enough to comprehend what amazingness a poke-ball is.
entis_fml 9
I don't get it. Why do you wear them if you don't want people to react? Or did your mom buy them for you?
radiocaf 29
I commend both you and your girlfriend for your actions. "Dickachu" is priceless, and you owning and wearing Pokemon boxers is just awesome. Good job sir. (Not being sarcastic, I really mean it!)
Apprentice4Life 5
Pokemon boxers rule!! I wish my man would wear them!!!! I woulda pushed her off the bed!! ........"It was super effective!!"
MysticMonkey 9
Your girlfriend sounds so funny.
blackcatwhitecat 8
Sorry about being cockblocked by your own boxers, but come on, OP, you have to admit that was pretty funny :) Also, your girlfriend has a good sense of humor, which is a good thing.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
She sounds like a keeper!
StupidBunnies 10
I dont understand why people care what their partners underwear look like, they're just going to come off anyway...
kikks_xx 10
Oh my god this is hilarious :'D