Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
It was super effective, wasn't it?
meekthekit 6
If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.
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nVALKry 10
Apply Burn Heal to Burn
perdix 31
You should be glad she didn't want to play "poke ball" with you. One good shot by her to your nuts, and you might throw up, and yet she presents no targets.
kim_larsa 5
Break up with her and look for a guy. Coming from a girl guys are much better alternatives honey.
samabomination 19
Yes, because switching your sexuality just happens with a snap of your fingers. That's completely how it works.
Han1156 23
Somehow I doubt you're 20. #17
MzZombicidal 36
Why the hell should someone suddenly want to become gay because of an incident like this? It was a harmless joke.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Haha that's kind of clever!
Wizardo 34
Rub your master balls all over her face and capture her heart OP, you can do it :'D
RpiesSPIES 27
There's only one Master Ball, so unless OP wants to go along with it, he should settle for Luxury Balls.
_wraith 15
Given the circumstances the outcome wasn't too bad. At least she didn't do a hair toss, mutter something about you being immature, and leave without ever talking to you again. I mean, c'mon, what would you do if she were wearing My Little Pony underwear, or something like that? Only wear those boxers on days you won't see her, maybe. :P
perdix 31
#23, Girls could wear underwear with the most ridiculous, most disturbing, most disgusting images printed on them and guys would power through while keeping a straight face and move on to when they are removed. Nothing gets in the way of us and "the prize!"
Catkam623 27
And yet you still have a large lollipop in your mouth?
Soniye 14
I think at that moment OP should of been like "wild Dickachu ran away"
laden_swallow09 35
*should have been
Soniye 14
That's IT !! Get in your pokéball xD
Bex628 20
♥ I'd absolutely love to see my man wearing something like that. I probably go down on him more often if he did, even if just to see his awesome taste in fun underwear. I'm a huge (original 150) Pokémon fan.
therealafroninga 10
Please marry me.
PokemonLove993 17
completely agree and there's some pretty awesome ones in the later Pokemon games as well.
id4l 8
Yea like by best guy friend is always showing off his hamburger and French fry boxers and he's had a tone of girlfriends
Kataclysm97 32
But...Pokemon is awesome D: