Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
It was super effective, wasn't it?
meekthekit 6
If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.
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Comments (242)
Summoner_T3L 15
haha! She has a sense of humor. I find this a two part FML. 1) FYL because she didnt think they were as amazing as you. i mean come on at least roleplay. 2) YDI for not being prepared with normal appealing clothes. Just in case you would get lucky.
judea95 16
I would ******* love this! Seriously, holy ****. I need those boxers
jarockstar27 10
Dickachu....I like it! But seriously dude awesome trousers you have there!
homiwan 13
marry this girl!
mikeymayhem_87 15
Penis used Harden!.... ****** used Slam..... Penis used Explode!! It's a Critical Hit!!! It's Super Effective!! ****** Fainted....
Derp_Jerpinson 2
@148 i think you misquoted...... shoulda said ****** used splash like magikarp lol
alecat1998 8
One of the funniest FML ^^
youknowimright 5
I'm sorry that your gf isn't funny
hordriss 14
Your girlfriend has a terrific sense of.humour. Definitely a keeper!
Damitol 3
Nothing wrong with childish things. I still have toys and games all over. My kids will not lack for toys!
BionicSasuage 6
I laughed so hard but not as hard as dikachu!! xD sorry, i had too.