Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
It was super effective, wasn't it?
meekthekit 6
If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.
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Comments (242)
unixdude 9
And she didn't mind your diapers? Odd...
toaster012 17
Lol...dickachu
nina21194 12
To me that's not a your life sucks or YDI. That's ******* epic and your god deserves a metal. She's my hero :)
daydreamer244 13
lol at least she chose you! c;
RemyX1 7
Hahaha Im a big Pokémon Fan so this I find pretty funny.
JessicaZado 11
Your girlfriend sounds awesome! At least she had a sense of humor about it
Omniprism 15
I can see her laughing and saying her comment but going on about it for ten minutes is a bit much especially while you two were getting intimate. She should have calmed down and giving you a good blow for ribbing you.
radiocaf 29
I like the way you think. More women should be like you! :)
Brainnnnz 19
Um, where can I get some?
pufffreak 13
That isn't good....don't wear them anymore And btw that was ******* funny
xkncas 8
It's time to grow up and start wearing big boy undies and clothes, bro...
ravenevercross 19
It's time to realize the world as you see it isn't the only one.