Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I'm on a certain diet. I had to have a green protein banana smoothie for breakfast. I shook it up, took a mouthful, and immediately started gagging. Apparently, the seal for the bottle had fallen in, and it got stuck in my throat. Luckily it was slimy and came out relatively easily. I paid $12 for that. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
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sleepinginclass 8
How long could she have spent making a smoothie?
NerdyPanther09 6
If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.
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Comments (76)
noisebox 1
She hasn't been the same since her med change eh?
supermann13_fml 11
What a bitch
bach2121 13
Pure ignorance.
iAmPaul 49
Wow your mom would give you a mango smoothie even though you're allergic to mangos? Either she has a really bad memory or she doesn't know you well enough. She's also absent-minded or inattentive to make it with expired yogurt.
DaDivineDevil 11
Sometime I try imagining why readers would vote for YDI to the original poster. I mean, seriously! WHY!?
doglover100 29
Smoothies don't take a long time to make.
saffy66 34
She sounds like one of these obsessive 'I must feed you what I think is good for you' mothers. I have one; when I was young she used to try to force feed me mashed banana, which she knew I hated, because "it's good for you". The same logic applied to her dropping raw eggs in my milkshake & hoping I wouldn't notice, even though I expressly stated I would not drink it with egg in it. To this day she still thinks she did the right thing.
omni99 1
Damn. Was she tryin to kill you?
yenidewi 11
call 911 ! lol
cc135 5
You didn't taste the mango and know not to eat it?