Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I'm on a certain diet. I had to have a green protein banana smoothie for breakfast. I shook it up, took a mouthful, and immediately started gagging. Apparently, the seal for the bottle had fallen in, and it got stuck in my throat. Luckily it was slimy and came out relatively easily. I paid $12 for that. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML
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sleepinginclass 8
How long could she have spent making a smoothie?
NerdyPanther09 6
If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.
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Comments (76)
VaneJP 15
I think she's trying to kill you
VaneJP 15
I think she's trying to kill you
Fail_For_Me 3
Sounds kinda like my mom when she gave me onion juice with some sugar in it and told me it was good and healthy. I vomitted and almost cried it was so bad. She said I overreacted. -.-
blablablabla5555 5
are you allergic to onions? if not, i don't get how you could compare those situations... I mean, you didn't like the taste, that's completely different from expired yoghurt, plus something you're allergic to, that might even kill you, if it's a really bad case of allergies...
mariah3269 4
You're allergic to mangos?.. Your life does suck
yourmofo 6
Sucks that your mother forgot what you're allergic to, that's hoping she forgot.
SoultheWolf 19
I know how you feel... I was in a cast using crutches a few months ago, and my mother made me a smoothie with expired yogurt. I had to jump out of the car, hop without crutches to the bathroom at the doctor we were ate, and get to their bathroom to puke. She felt so bad though...
WhitneyRuinous 6
You didn't happen to ask what kind it was? Also, being a mother myself, if my daughter was allergic to something I would go it of my way to make sure I don't give it to her..
yusaku02 20
Mom of the year.
MAC117 0
Seems like parents get stupider every year
echo998 2
sorry to say, but your mother is a ******* idiot. Who forgets what their child is allergic to?
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Agreed! Wtf up w your mom?