Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
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Top comments
rockne93 17
Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control
auro7 18
I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.
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Comments (78)
brandoneyez1 25
I would not be a fan either!
worldclassrager 41
Things will get better...I wasn't the huge fan at my job then was a favorite after a couple weeks...
evolute72113 9
It's bad enough u had to replace our favorite coworker now u went and clocked the toilet!
little_one1 14
*you *you *clogged
beaverteaser 16
congrats on clogging the shitter
Aqualuna_Raven 5
What ...
bitchimabunnyz33 13
Thats mean. its not your fault OP
EarlFug 19
Solution: poo at home.
mustangbravo 27
It sucks working in a place like that. Wait until they need something from you. If they're gonna hate you give them a good ******* reason!
ccdude14 4
give it time but fyl.
vikky538 29
sorry OP it hapoens