Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
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Top comments
rockne93 17
Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control
auro7 18
I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.
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Comments (78)
Wheelman2178 18
Copy of old fml
TogeBara 12
If ANYTHING happens, don't take it lying down! They can hate you all they want, it is where you work, you don't need friends there when you can get them elsewhere. Just get paid and move on, if anyone actually says anything to you, tell them you weren't the one that fired the last guy, you just applied for the empty spot. If it wasn't you it would be someone else that got the spot. No reason to hate you for that, hate the guy that fired the last person.
yranada 10
RUN DUDE RUN!!
theemmysshow 2
SHUT UP, INTERN 2! ("My Music" reference...)
Jancey 1
You could eventually have a problem here. Keep at daily journal. Good luck to you!
zahidnasir 22
came late came wrong*
therealjc_fml 14
Shitty!
Muttley9 13
Sorry to hear about your bad first day, hang in there and you will become part of the group after a period of time. :)
an3ph 20
Note to self: avoid massive dumps on first day at new job.
synsam 4
maybe they should be glaring at the person who fired their beloved employee