Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
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Top comments
rockne93 17
Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control
auro7 18
I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.
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Comments (78)
fromstumbling 8
Be careful out there, OP. They might be planning an ambush.
GoatsAreEvil 5
I'm a goat
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It is unfair and immature they hate you before even knowing you, just because you replaced a popular person. The problem is that your situation can only get worse from there so try to be the bigger person and win them over with an overload of kindness.
Km1490 20
Give them some days to get to know you and dont clog the bathroom again and it will be alright!
Edumcg 24
Make a Life-size cardboard standup of the guy you replace and put it inside the bathroom. If they like him so much they wouldn't mind. Things will get better OP :) keep up.
JCal585 8
Or. You could be a man. Who gives a fluck if they "like" you? You're there to do your job. That guy left. They can get over it.
JtPv 14
Or, you know, he could've been fired. A good boss has to recognize bad work, no matter how popular the worker. Granted, this does assume a lot.
fakedsincerity 32
They probably care if their workmates like them because it's not pleasant to spend a lot of time with people who dislike you.
upallnight11 19
Well shite
Axipiter 24
I feel like we need to hear from Welshite now...
Welshite 40
Ask and I shall deliver.
Axipiter 24
Yay!
Readoll 13
Screw em... Make your money..
buckdharma 38
There is always somebody more important than you. Maybe you could be the #2 guy.
maxhhh 18
Who cares what they think... Make that money man!!!