Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, at my new job, my coworkers pranked me by moving around the things on my desk. I was horribly upset by it and reported them all to HR. Now no one will talk to me and I'm the office pariah within my first week. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
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Top comments
rockne93 17
Clog that toilet every single day and show them who's in control
auro7 18
I guess there's only a few options left, quit or man up and unclog the toilet.
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Comments (78)
cmac86 24
I guess if you're going to make a statement make sure it's one worth remembering.
zahidnasir 22
challenge accepted
chosha_fml 27
If you get a chance, be direct. Tell them they should be angry at the guy that fired him, not the guy who replaced him.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
don't let them bother u. I started a new construction job and no-one likes me except the boss because '' I'm too fast''. what other people think doesn't matter
Jenniferleigh98 3
doesn't sound too good
jannatanelle 5
I have never worked somewhere that didn't atleast have a men's and women's room.
thecrazymancan 17
If I were you I'd just directly tell them how ridiculous they're being. Please don't listen to the comments telling you to "man up" or "show them who's boss" becuase that will just make the situation so much worse.
AAAB_fml 4
ignore then do your job, you are there for work not to make friends :) good luck!
xadoringx 29
You might just be shit outta luck
t1bbsmcg33 2
its okay bro the same thing happened to me just work the way you normally do and itl all be fine.