Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
To each their own
Today, taking a piss still gives me more pleasure than masturbation or sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
This is shit
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
itchtoscratch
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, on Dr. Phil…
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
rj93
United Kingdom
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
horriblegf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
turdburger
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
My pleasure
Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pros and cons
Today, I realised that I can't orgasm if I don't relax enough to let myself fart. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Top comments
Traveling_Book 9
I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.
sajupt 17
more details required. pissing where/how etc...
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RichardPencil 32
You must be terrible at ******* or wanking. Or highly-talented at peeing! That would be something you should highlight on your resume and dating profiles. Maybe your nickname should be "Wicked Pisser."
krray 7
Well then ... drink more!! :)
suntrkr 9
too bad you're so far away. I'd like to meet you
sajupt 17
more details required. pissing where/how etc...
Traveling_Book 9
I’d hate to be next to you at a urinal.
Magtec 11
You may have a hormone imbalance.
booboo300 15
I can’t tell if this means that maturation and sex just give you no pleasure, or if when you pee you ******
BurnInDemonFire 39
Maturation? Is OP a Borg? I must have missed that admission. Though it might explain why he doesn't get off like a normal person.
Pascal666 7
You're doing it wrong. Google how to use a showerhead or a vibrator.
mekiswrite 21
How long are you waiting between each piss?
Janine Parham 10
Maybe you’re just asexual. There’s nothing wrong with that!