Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
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Comments (75)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
alex_jaguara 33
Some people don't know the concept of bros before hoes.
nesteremily 31
Probably why it says EX best friend.
Magnoxidans 19
Sometimes love happens and those instances, two people should be together... But going out of their way to rub it in is just cruel
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
Absolutely awful of them. Just shows how childish they are though, you're well rid.
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
nesteremily 31
I've had to deal with a similar situation. Best way to deal with it is just smile at them, it'll probably freak them out.
Jord_Fox 14
Best give them gym classes from hell
miss_snazzypants 8
thats incredibly loser-like of them
denna44 14
Wow they must be incredibly immature.. I feel for you& would just say not to let them get a reaction out of you. Go about your day like they aren't even there
Mynxie 26
If you don't show them that it affects you, I am betting they will get bored of it. They sound like children and you are lucky to not have them in your life anymore, outside of their harassing you at work. And I agree with another reply saying they are not content with their lives. If they were happy, they would be doing better things with their time. Stay strong
persephone217 24
Eww they're terrible people it seems. I can never understand how some people can be so cruel to each other. If they go through that much trouble just to annoy you then they really aren't happy together if they're so concerned about harassing you. sounds like two ego maniacs on a power trip. stay strong be thankful both are out of your life.