Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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Top comments
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
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Comments (75)
toolazytotype99 18
This is when you begin to smile maniacally an follow them around the gym, keeping a constant distance of 5 yards. Stop walking when they do and if they turn to look at you, smile and tilt your head like Michael Myers :)
brianna1494 27
How to lose your job 101
Jachin357 28
Keep your head high OP! They are a waste of space and very immature if they have restored to this. You were the faithful one and the true friend. You are above them! Try to change your shift :) I'm sure your boss will understand.
danihammer 4
Forgive them and forget them. Getting pissed off is exactly what they want so don't give it to them. Work on yourself and become an OG who is too awesome to care about that petty shit.
Regisord413 10
Forgive? Why should OP forgive them when they showed up at his job to specifically make him mad, no other reason. Forget but do not forgive.
tayjb17 15
time to find a new gym
Regisord413 10
Wow, FYL. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you.
prodigyiskey 9
I thought it would be the other way around since she cheated on you. I mean isn't that enough for her to feel better in a mean way but nooooo she has to make you feel worse even with your ex best friend.....people these days they disgust me
Fredrick010 9
You know, that one of the squatting racks could "accidentally" fall on one of their necks...
Wishe 17
Classy people, those two. You're definitely better off without them.
Rexsace102 5
Wait for the cheating ex to bend over while stretching the tell th friend that he j
species4872 20
They got your number pal.