Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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Top comments
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
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Comments (75)
milleso5 10
As Chris O'dowd once famously said 'people...what a bunch of bastards'.
MrsHoffman 11
Just be overly polite and smile a lot, that will freak them out!!
Mynamewontfi 40
I know it's rough, but think of it this way: Their life is so meaningless and boring that they have to resort to this. I'd pity them if I were you. Just show them you don't care and their little bit of "fun" will be over soon enough.
lf1224 5
Just continue to improve yourself while paying no mind to them. In past breakups that has always been the most positive, effective route for me.
kiaora_fml 11
Inform your boss of the situation, just incase they try to cause trouble and get you fired
HoboMeth 36
Work out a ton and get bigger than him, you work at a gym. Then he wont pick on you
Goblin182 27
They are paying a lot of money just too piss you off. Do they work out our did they join just to piss you off? if it was just to piss you off don't give them the satisfaction, they will get bored soon and stop coming in. But they still get to pay part of your salary for a while.
chosha_fml 27
You should cheerfully introduce her to people at every opportunity. "This is [name], my cheating ex." They can only annoy you if you allow it. Stop letting them do that.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
They're just a couple of losers if they resort to that.
HUGBUG 23
Keep going to them gym get strong and beat the shit outta them