Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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Top comments
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
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Comments (75)
Giraffie5 11
If they hire a trainer tell said trainer to make their lives hell. Then sit back and watch their pitiful world burn
Armeniangirl_fml 15
they're assholes
Firestar268 25
Be ultra friendly to them, it'll sure to tick em off. If they are gonna play with you, go play with them
dragoongirl90 34
I would get them banned. Say you caught them ******* in the locker room.
chicagossirish 7
drop a dumbbell on his foot and then act all sorry, sometimes the low road really makes you fell better
WriterB 3
You go in to work and when you see them you smile. You smile the biggest smile you can. They have NO control over you or your emotions. Never let them see you sweat man.
purplepong 14
Why? Is it pissing you off? Why should you care
CogadhTallon 16
I'm going to take a wild stab and say that the reminder is irritating at best. I'm so happy that you're closed off enough to miss that. Betrayal from people close to you tends to hurt a bit. Who knew?
jar_of_dirt 4
I PRESSED YOU DESERVED IT BY ACCIDENT FAM I AM SORRY THOSE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE ASS WIPES FAM
Sora_McKain 36
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
JigglesGirl 19
If they aren't your friends anymore, then why get mad?
MikuandKaito 24
Are you stupid? Obviously, the wound of their betrayal is still fresh, and they're just rubbing salt into it by harassing him.
CogadhTallon 16
Sorry to hear it, OP. Don't let the crazies here shame you for feeling it. This sucks, and you can feel as pissed as you please. Hopefully you'll be able to pull out of any darker thoughts, and instead use it to guide you away from people like them. Good luck.