Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I was chilling with my best friend and suddenly I got a text from my ex saying he wanted me back. My best friend saw the text and said, "Don't go back with him, you deserve better." I wanted to go back with him but I didn't. Later, I saw them hanging out and turns out they're dating. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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Top comments
Pandacupcakelove 26
Wow. Good riddance for sure. And if they still feel the need to be picking on you like that, they're clearly not content with their own lives. **** their lives, really
Sam611001 12
Tell your manager they are harassing you? I don't know but there is probably a way of gettig rid of them if they only frustrate you
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Comments (75)
gizmodorner 15
get mad gains and bulk up op. then, when thottumus prime comes whining back to you shut her down, feel alpha, and punch a dolphin.
Gemfez 17
Try and overcharge them. Don't get caught. Get your colleagues to separate them for individual workouts then flirt with them.
BloodyGlass 10
Just go up and ask them how boring is their lives that they've got nothing better to do than sign up at a gym to bother you? Even worms have more interesting lives than them.
FacelessCruelty 12
Use the rage to get ripped, then get an even hotter girlfriend and make those bitches jealous af.
Soulsucker 10
May something fall on them...
Denny1988 19
act like it doesn't bother you, treat the like they are random clients, simple generic greetings but don't engage in conversation. They are try to get a reaction out of you, don't let them have it.
DanielleinDC 34
I know it's easier said than done, but just ignore them. Don't let them think they got to you or they'll do other stuff to piss you off. Be polite and friendly to them as if they are any other customer. Think of it this way: They're spending an awful lot of money just to annoy you. And hopefully they'll soon forget to stop by the gym--I assume they aren't working out there--and you'll be rid of them.
shinikageWolf 15
**** them. Be a total stickler with the rules. "You didn't wipe your ***** sweat off the seat after using the bike." "You're a day late paying your membership fee."
buttcramp 21
Dude don't let it piss you off. I know that's so hard but you shouldn't care. Eventually you won't. They're super petty and immature, I'm sure you don't deserve this. **** 'em.
DerpTheDestroyer 4
If they are purposely teasing you and or messing with you, you can tell management can't you? Then they can kick them out? Idk