Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
"You're the type of judgemental bitch who randomly judge people on the street.. why don't you keep your opinions to yourself, you old hag."
igg125 30
What kind of lady says that to a woman?
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Comments (90)
Niz_DD 14
Clearly she's jealous OP.
ariasmake1 9
YDI for not standing up for yourself! No one has the right to talk to you like that.
Waschlappen 23
How do you know that she didn't stand up for herself? The FML doesn't say anything about what happened next.
Lunarlilly 12
Doesn't sound like a lady to me
Garagedwella 26
Ah Walmart shoppers, always keeping it classy!
Goblin182 27
Are you? And are you free Friday night? J/K, she's a bitch/
KaidensCrow 18
well are you? if not then ignore the bitch. if you are, then maybe you should reevaluate your principles. unless you don't respect yourself then keep on keeping on
Michaelsupset 14
What type of question is that anyway?
bapbap_fml 15
That woman needs to learn some etiquette. If you're going to be a judgemental bitch keep it to yourself. Or, alternatively, discreetly whisper it to your equally judgemental, bitchy friend.
Omniprism 15
What an asshole. Who gives a shit what she thinks judge mental bitch. Sides who gives a **** if you "give it up on the first date". This is 2015 go **** whomever whenever you ******* choose.
jezka374 15
Tell her she's the type of bitch who will burn in hell for her judgement of other people.
rec_chem 22
You should probably take a good, hard, objective look at your clothing and makeup.