Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
1dvs_bstd 41
"You're the type of judgemental bitch who randomly judge people on the street.. why don't you keep your opinions to yourself, you old hag."
igg125 30
What kind of lady says that to a woman?
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Comments (90)
martin8337 36
So do you? Just kidding. The best ting to do is to ignore judgemental assess.
fmyhardon 16
So... How you doin?
ouijacorn 9
"That's funny, you look like a salty old bitch who'll die alone. :) " would be my answer.
YFOS_fml 17
time to change you dress code?
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Should have come back with ... And you look like a woman who used to charge for it before you got too old to even give it away.
brycemash 9
Run er over
JKPwnage 27
Don't dwell on it, OP. People of Walmart are typically total freaks and/or total assholes.
Theater_Chef_3 30
I will never understand why anyone finds it to be their place to make comments like this
unfuqnreal 15
I need to take a holiday to america to see a wal mart shop we dont have them here
Special_Orange 10
You're lucky not to have a Walmart in your location, half of them are horrible.
juliana011 17
Ha ... Old people