Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
"You're the type of judgemental bitch who randomly judge people on the street.. why don't you keep your opinions to yourself, you old hag."
igg125 30
What kind of lady says that to a woman?
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Comments (90)
PANDORUM89 21
"I got lessons from your mom." that's all I would say and walk away. maybe add a C word in there for some flair.
gabagabaheyu 10
did you tell that bitch to mind her own business?
iwadasn 33
So don't go to Walmart dressed like a *****.
theater_disney 12
These are the people of Wal-Mart
Exaspera 55
What do you expect at a place like that?!
EsotericAura 25
Don't know whether this is an FML or a YDI. The way some people dress these days, they should be shamed. But given how rude some people are they would try to shame someone who is wearing something that isn't even inappropriate.
LilMissCanadian 22
That's disgusting.
mbock 15
did she call a spade, a spade?
hmrhoades 18
Was this the same lady who was trying to hook her daughter up with the nerdy cashier?
Insanemf18 12
Don't dress like a *****?