turtle
United States
Pile on
Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vstan
United States
Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
RestlessDiesel
Hudson, United States
Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
Xtine
United States
Road rage
Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML
Username
United States
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
karmavictim
Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
newly passed, newly grassed
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
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cavalos94 0
yeah poor turtle
zekecastro 0
Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.
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anothersuicide 0
OMG! IS THIS THE TURTLE CLUB?! AM I TURTILY ENOUGH TO BE IN THE TURTLE CLUB?? TURTLE, TURTLE.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
... O_o
iSurf_fml 8
Please, go to some other site where you can make retarded statements.
Awsumuzzie 12
I don't know why this comment made me laugh. Don't bother him/her! Look at the user name :(
guitargoddess89 3
poor turtle... but did you not pay attention in drivers ed or whatever?? don't swerve to avoid hitting an animal. I hope you're ok but you're lucky you only hurt a tree and not another person who could sue you. however I'm STILL haunted by the sound of running over a turtle... *shudders*
bruslywrestler 0
ydi a turtles life isn't worth it. besides you can always eat it. it won't go to waste
katiekatie412 4
Aww poor turtle. If only it was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, then he could've gotten away in time.. :(
CaptainDouche 0
Today, some idiot swerved to keep from hitting my cousin, then ran right into a tree, which fell over and crushed our home. Then another idiot ran over my cousin. FML
OkayImSorry 0
I hate humans. I want humans to go extinct.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
how was a turtle on the road I thought they had flippers.
kendallhi 9
that would mean you would also die then
FMLandurstoo 9
Nobody gets 10s tosh.0 reference.
drtonyk 0
Never swerve to avoid an animal.
Ugi 27
Walrus says - Never say NEVER!