Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
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chelsealeigh 5
I never understand why people vote ydi on posts like these.
ollie179 21
It's ok your safe now! CRASH!
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Comments (73)
kut19 6
Irony is one of my favorite types of humor so I laughed at this one.
Xquisite1 28
Glad you're alright but can you say....Ca-Ching!!!! Get a lawyer ASAP.
thatguy205 4
BUM...BUM...BUM...ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!..
Zomg_Okay 27
19 - I'm a ******* sue-happy moron with no idea how much lawsuits cost to launch, and who has no grip on reality or basic human decency --- There! I said it. What do I win?
dreamering 16
52, the prize is; a stick in the butt.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because her dad was going to accuse me of raping her and turn me in to the police, even though we're still virgins, and no proof that it ever happened, plus he had set up a restraining order, thats why. Any more wounds you would like to open up.
super_sayin_trun 0
Can you say moron for not knowing more then likely it's another drivers fault not the emt
thiscrazything 1
Why do people always want to sue, and blame someone else, jeeze, it was an accident.
bfsd42 20
103, I think you are the only sensible person on this site. :)
beezleboss2010 3
You got double ******
lindseyluvszac 4
Your hitman is persistent
Christianrules 1
I don't play around.. -The Hitman
mileyfan17 8
Stay safe.
celinetuttle 4
wouldn't you be dead rightnow then?
Shrike 24
obviously not, genius
stacianichole 2
Shirt it up.
holagranola 15
I've always wondered, if ambulances on their way to a hospital hit someone, would they stop to help the person or keep going?
ryankon518 3
I imagine the ambulance call for mutual aid. Depending on how serious the condition of the patient and if the ambulance is in driving condition. It's a gray area to be honest. (I'm a nationally registered EMT)
notimaginary 7
An ambulance must stop if they see any accident - even one they are not involved in. Another car will be responded to the original job.
canddyass 0
Well, at least you're okay enough to tell us about it.
leadman1989 16
Op looks down at his missing legs after reading your comment. FML.
life2007 0
Never play Russian Roulette I think you'd lose. FYL
dreamering 16
Who's the Russian Roulette in this case?
Kaikohanakami 7
You survived two car accidents in one day. Unfortunatly due to the nature of the teeth grindingly unfair world we live in some people only had one accident and died. You are very lucky OP. See it as a display of how lucky and blessed you actually are rather than a FML situation . Furthermore its good that you're okay :3 you must be built like an APC :D