Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
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Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
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Top comments
chelsealeigh 5
I never understand why people vote ydi on posts like these.
ollie179 21
It's ok your safe now! CRASH!
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Comments (73)
snakerake 10
is it just me or is anybody else wondering how how OP was able to post the FML in the hospital? Or even why it was a concern to post it?
Shrike 24
it's not just you, but the other people like you who wonder are retarded hicks too. use your god damn brain - it really isn't that difficult to figure out
MooseKnuckle503 11
Some people might believe that you get what you deserve. What goes around comes around. In a shit ation like that, he must of done something to deserve such shit luck.
steelman112 1
Must not have been that serious if your back online the same day.
tigrouficele2012 44
It's a rule that all stories start with "today", regardless of when they took place. I remember one that actually said "36 hours later" and still started with "today". It's just part of the format.
retardthinkswhat 3
I always wondered if this happens
jameyn 0
well atleast your alive you tell about it! good for you
dansco 25
Now this depends on why Op needed cutting out, it must've been a bad accident to need that - if they were drunk or texting then the idiot deserves everything they got but otherwise hope they are ok ;)
catkat1988 17
4.6% of the FML voters feel that the OP deserved this. HOW, might I ask? By cursing the ambulance? Disturbing the ambulance driver? Spreading bad karma? Or how would you explain that it's the OP's fault that the ambulance was involved in an accident?
linnie_wesker 20
They think they're being cool by clicking YDI. Kind of like the grammar nazis.
Aimetre 0
well.if it's true.hope your okay but why would you be on a phone or something after a car crash?
skitzobiatch69 0
Ok so only half my story was posted. I had one accident (not my fault) wrote my car off and only had minimal bruising, then 3 days later I was passenger in another car accident (again not drivers fault) had to be cut out of car and only recieved seatbelt burns, major bruising and a deep laceration to my hand. Then the ambulance had an accident on way to hospital but luckily no further injuries sustained. I had time to post it cause I had to stay in for observation and was trying to distract myself. So for everyone saying ydi..,. I don't see how I did. To everyone else, Thankyou
atlanta_lex 0
Wow wtf...