Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Nadeslos 4
Deja vu!
davidisbeast 12
Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o
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davidisbeast 12
Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o
lakaiskate 12
His friend is bad luck.
slick5880 22
Maybe you should start taking a bus.
Marcella1016 32
That's creepy. Final Destination moment? O_o
D37H100 5
34, I'd say so xD thats pretty creepy..
ChrisLTC 3
This is why we need government funded warnings against Dutch rudders while driving a motor vehicle!
enonymous 9
Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel, Same Bat-Accident Site... Will she get into another accident? Will Catwoman get a better costume in the new Movie? What will the Penguin look like after the Lapband? STAY TUNED nanananananananananananananana
Keyman1212 14
Maybe... Just maybe.... OP is a terrible driver. I know that might be hard to believe, however.
uncleyuggles 0
Next time drive around that spot!
fakeaccountX 6
And it'll happen again and again until you learn how to do it right, Mr. Murray.
evaki1 12
Same time same night same theory ^^
sublimaze 6
You obviously can't handle driving & getting a BJ at the same time
fabian21 0
******* Deja vus, man, they **** your shit up.
elephantcrazy 7
Why would you take the bus? With his luck that would get into an accident
elephantcrazy 7
Why would you take the bus? With his luck that would get into an accident
tjv3 10
maybe YOU shouldn't drive anymore
Fekenator 0
New Zealanders must be as bad as Canadians at driving :/
changesinme 0
'Open my eyes, it was only just a dreammmmm'
ananonymousguy 0
A bit odd reading this FML after watching the number 23.
LouieLZ 5
Speaking of déjà vu
I_Ate_The_Cookie 0
Wow that sucks.
13FTW 9
Lyk ZOMG no way, it duz? #2 Gets the wittiest comment of the year award.
Nadeslos 4
Deja vu!
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or conspiracy! O.O
Enslaved 38
Receiving head while driving.....another reason why guys tend to pay more for car insurance.(:
Enslaved 38
Posted in wrong spot. Wtf?
rexgar2000 10
Or OP just sucks at driving.
drawmesunshine 17
Or all of the above! Op sucks at driving, so her friend conspired to kill her, but her bad luck let OP survive, so she had to do it again.
andyyroxx 20
Carception? Donnie Darko 2?
threer 30
OP is male, #92. -______-
badandevil 0
Now thats a story you will laugh about when you tell u grand children. You sure this aint a dream and ur havin deja vu and wrote this in your sleep?
marod02 0
Familiarity breeds contempt
Stalkers 0
Don't go that way anymore.
kenziem18 0
Coincidence?? I think not.
CanadianBlondee 0
A coincident? Or are you just an extremely bad driver?
iAmScrubs 19
You can't drive in the passenger seat, or can you? Nope, I don't think so.
iAmScrubs 19
Woops. I re-read it differently and I think I'm thinking that you may be right.
CanadianBlondee 0
Considering the fact that it says "I got into a car accident" and the fact that it also says "with the same friend in the passenger seat" I'm unsure of what you're talking about...
iAmScrubs 19
OCanadianBlonde. It's called Scrubs being an idiot and interpreting an FML wrong. I pointed that out already.
CanadianBlondee 0
I know, I replied at the same time. Sorry.
iAmScrubs 19
No worries. It has happened to me before. :D
mistersheezy 7
Your friend is a jinx!!!
CanadianBlondee 0
I'd think so.
kkmwong 11
Win for the insurance company, lose for you.
marinus_fml 20
It's not really a win for the insurance company. They have to pay out the amount for which the car is covered.