highheelcyanide
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML
highheelcyanide tells us more.
First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.
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MeanBeagle 22
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hippodankamus 22
You should pull a rabbit out of his ass for that.
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MeanBeagle 22
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salvorican 24
Abrakadamnbruh
Just_A_Tree 20
Did OP wave her magic wand with a plus sign? That usually is the magic item for this highly complicated and depressing trick.
EverestMelting 23
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Hopefully you won't let him get you pregnant.
brokenjawskhan 21
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He is right, don't down vote him !
EverestMelting 23
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Thanks for the support. Ha
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe she already is and this is what inspired the boyfriend to become a magician.
CatcherQueen 15
Today, my boyfriend became a magician. He made a baby appear and then he disappeared. For good. FML.
shja00 5
Poof.
shaww 28
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Abra ka damnit
SoapTurtle 7
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What a shocking experience. oh wait....
ComoEsJuan 24
That's what happens when you date David Blaine.
rocketiquette 20
I feel this would be a more criss angel thing to do
MeanBeagle 22
can't blain him for trying ;)
hippodankamus 22
You should pull a rabbit out of his ass for that.
Ki11erC 18
Bit hard after a disappearing act, should of thought of it before.
awkwardology 23
Bait him with a rabbit, top hat and children's hopes and dreams.
tony1891 22
and for the next trick. your boyfriend will attempt to catch a bullet with his teeth from the gun you fire.
briang959 47
Abracadouche