Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Random 0
What a creep! ******* managers always siding with customers. The customer is not always right!
FYLDeep 26
It's easy for him to get away with it since he probably didn't even remember doing anything by the time the manager walked over.
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Comments (92)
marinus_fml 20
Old men need some action too. Give him a break.
blitz426 0
hahah wow what a creep
you_and_me_fml 8
Old man: 2 You: 0
CitrusGirl 0
I'm surprised your manager is a woman. Usually women employers are more sensitive to sexual harrassment problems.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Some female managers are just bitches. I had to deal with one.
TheJester12 15
clearly the old man is the managers father. thus the reason why he gets to dick around in the grocery store in his spare time when he's not at the senior center playing bingo or drooling over an underpaid desperate teenager working at the local nursing home
abasio 1
Why did you scream? Your in customer service and no the customer is not always right but you do NOT scream at them. Just be glad you weren't fired for creating a scene. There must have been other customers around. Next time be professional.
Thejackel79 9
She didn't actualy scream at him, it was more in fear.
Emrysa 1
You have got to be joking. "The customer is not always right." Touching someone sexually goes beyond the standard of the customer is always right. No one is obliged to "remember the reputation of the store" when they are being sexually abused. Get a life. Her boss should be fired for not taking her seriously. I'd hate to see what happens to an employee who gets raped in the packing lot on the way to their car. A $100 dollar gift card for the perp, and someone telling her on FML she shouldn't scream at night because there might be someone sleeping in a house nearby, and her status as an employee could cause her loudness to reflect poorly upon the store.
ndorsett 0
agree with 20. you get your manager involved first. ydi
TheZarola 10
Exactly, 20. OP, there was no need to cause a scene. You should have just discreetly told your manager. YDI.
honeybuns1993 0
I agree with 73.
honeybuns1993 0
I agree with 73.
Jimboom 12
The customer is always right! And he obviously thought you had a slapable arse... Are you saying that he is wrong? ;-)
invisigoth 0
You seem to think telling someone they have a "slappable arse," either verbally or with your actions, is a compliment. It's not. A compliment does not make the recipient feel annoyed, threatened, demeaned, or angry, but most of the time that's exactly how harassment makes women feel.
devileyekill 0
In no way did it sound like a compliment. It actually sounded like a joke. Maybe you should take a reading class because your interpretations are WAY off.
CallMeHush 1
Next time, drop your shorts and show him the handprint. A little ass flash might get you a gift card!
TheRealLori 0
Too right!
mightymart 5
thats right woman!! next time hope youll know your place and behave! let the man feel a little love! im sure he deserves it at his age!
likeyourelooking 6
ydi for not being grateful that you got some sexual attention.
cadillacgal79 32
Just because you're a hoe doesn't mean OP also likes getting harassed by dirty, old perverts.
ulicksam 0
You didn't scream until you turned around and saw him? Fake scream, fake person.