Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work, my manager accidentally bumped into me, brushing my behind with the back of his hand. He was a bit embarrassed, so I jokingly said, “You could at least buy me dinner first!” He went to HR and told them I made him uncomfortable. I was just trying to lighten the mood. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Miss_Random 0
What a creep! ******* managers always siding with customers. The customer is not always right!
FYLDeep 26
It's easy for him to get away with it since he probably didn't even remember doing anything by the time the manager walked over.
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Comments (92)
dragonmaster88 0
check the cameras
zomglol 3
Just wondering, how could he reach your ass if you were behind the cashier counter?
iAMilluminated 3
there is an organization you can call that managers all sexual conduct matters that are work related. your boss will definately get fired and who knows, you might walk away with all the company's money.
catieloulou 0
I punched my ex in the face when we were dating cos he scared me. I was at work and he grabbed my ass. My instinct was swing cos it jumped the shit outta me. One punch I broke his jaw and his face was swollen bad with black n blues.he said he was prob of me cos I only weigh 126 lbs and I'm 5'5
Leser98 0
lol, give the guy a break he's probably not had any action for a while ;)
applejane 3
It's sickening how some men treat women
atomicmrpelly 2
Don't be such a drama queen then!
Vaesive 0
Lol old people get away with everything
BostonAvA2 0
Haha Let The Old Man Live!
maddog_fml 0
You must have a nice piece off ass than :)