Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
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Brool_Story_Co 17
This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.
KiiwiiRox 6
I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...
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Comments (201)
15949058 4
grossssssss I am 13 and I have kissed yet I hate the thought of frenchkissing!!!!! ewww atleast my boyfriend has NEVER tried that. Sorry for you FYLA
Sir_Crackerjacks 5
I feel like that polar bear in your picture is facepalming at your comment.
briancallahan 3
Just you wait....
Pandacupcakelove 26
58- I thought that too! lol... I'm 14, I don't have a boyfriend and I don't want one at such a young age. I mean, what's the point? It probably wouldn't be a very serious relationship.
bibliobhulabalo 3
16 is still young, dude.
Pandacupcakelove 26
105- yeah, but most relationships at that age last three monthes tops :P you were just lucky you found her, I guess :)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Months* it's 01:40 where I live, please don't kill me.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
82- I beg to differ. My parents (the strictest ones I know) allow me to date at 14. Nothing TOO serious, maybe a movie and casual restaurant visit here and there. There is a such thing as a fun, casual, age-appropriate relationship. I think relationships are about trial and error. Not every relationship has to be serious.
acidkitten 14
wtf?
Unbweavable 17
Poor thing, your life sucks horribly!
bReLiNg 18
Is it me or is my alter ego a moron?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I thought the same thing. It has sat instead of sitting. Twice. Still a great fml though haha.
thisguy45 2
Time to call in the grammar Nazis!
callous 2
Doesn't matter had sex
Pandacupcakelove 26
More like "Doesn't matter, got licked in the mouth by a stranger maniac."
HmongJohn 9
That's not how a first kiss is supposed to happen... That guy's a pervert for attempting such an act...
shamonie22 9
I would have punched him right in his mouth. Hopefully he bites his tongue hard as a result.
missababgaga 19
That's frightening!
MexicanGinger 5
Should've covered your mouth ._.