Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML
Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.
Tweety122888 0
I bet they don't have cars....
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Mirorbo 27
Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.
Mirorbo 27
I beg your pardon!?
MrSassypants 34
14 I'm sure he's talkking about the car not you. pussy wagon is because it's a girl VW
Mirorbo 27
Darling, I can't even FIT in most cars, much less own one. I'm not even allowed to drive. I have crashed every single car I have attempted to drive.
Mirorbo 27
Darling, if you ever rode in a vehicle with me driving, you won't leave without injury. Trudly and Folly have been lucky enough already to have not died.
Mirorbo 27
I don't use that little...what is it, an encyclopedia? That's what those little annoying brats use. I'm a villain-type. None of that silly little pokedex stuff for me. I already know all I need to know. Wait, where's this conversation going again??
Mirorbo 27
Good enough for me, darling. I'm going to bed...if I can sleep over Trudly's horrific snoring! I swear the volume is unnatural!!
Stupified 0
It's Grease Lightning!
xBangOut 4
Watch Kill Bill. See Pussy Wagon.
PieInTheSky24 0
"pussy wagon?" *slams head in door* :L epic
BadasS14 0
WTF are both of u talking about!??
omfgrofl1337 0
I think they have inside FML jokes because they are soo cool
Anthrophobia 2
I agree, #1. Most of the friends that are teasing him probably don't even own a car of their own.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
HAHA IS IT PINK
AA357 0
Why does Mirorbo call everyone 'darling'? I don't get it. It kind of annoys me, to be quite frank. It seems like at the start of her sentence, she puts everyone lower than her. Kind of like calling someone 'buddy'.
InDenial 6
Mirorbo is a guy lol...
davemaxellis 0
he is a fart knocker that's all there is to it
Tweety122888 0
I bet they don't have cars....
redbluegreen 41
Agreed. I'd remind them every day of that if that's the case. I'd rub in my multiple big gulps, live off take out, and say "well, I think I'm busy" every time they ask for a ride.
sapphirestar 0
Use your car to run over them! Lol just joking. :)
tiger_master 0
is that possible with a vw
truth215 0
modify it. lower it till it scrapes, negative camber with stretched tires, low offset, straight pipes and a turbo. then show them your "girl car". I myself own a 1997 Nissan 240sx so I don't have this same problem
Boah78 0
you do have that problem, they just laugh behind your back.... ricer
FYLDeep 26
I'm not sure if he would rather look like a douche-bag who's trying to compensate for owning a girl's car either though.
bishhitsandii 3
I've seen a lowered Cabrio. With chrome wheels and 20s. It looked so ridiculous.
clmsntgrs 2
yeah. if you want to look like a total douche, then do this to your car. hahaha
RedPillSucks 33
Put some spinning rims on your car
jayemdoubleyou 1
Mexican.
drmarki 0
yea you can do all that but it's still convertable
snowboarder1417 2
Maybe if he had a Golf Mk2 that would be ok, but there is nothing you could do to a Cabrio to make it a guys car.
doitordie 0
lol you sir are a jackass you don't do that to a cabiro a gti, golf or jetta thts a completly different story but i think I'll stick with my 88 camero
WorldCupCheer 0
thnk u 10 that's even worseeee when guys put like rims and stuff on a crappy car and think they r like the shittt it's suchhaaa turnoff
Irinaaa 0
240 drift sluuuuuuut
redbluegreen 41
Tell them your car runs off nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and rocks!
Xephyr 1
But then it'd still be a woman's car. ;)
alissa222 15
I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME STOMP! I do hope we are referencing the same thing.
kristir9426 0
it is a girl's car but atleast it gets you around!
GreatBoy 0
four wheels , doors... and an engine.
FrEsHpRiNcE916 0
well then all you need is a I drive like a Cullen sticker to top it off!!
Kanvis78 0
Girly car is better than, "hollering from the passenger side of your best friend's ride" haha
xxniteskie 1
or trying to holler at me.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
I don't want no scrub!
Kanvis78 0
My comment vanished! Glad some people caught it! hah :)
FYLDeep 26
You just need to make it more manly. Try to turn some heads with it. Get something really offensive painted on the side of it, you know, like a rainbow.
redbluegreen 41
A double rainbow might land you a night in jail. Multiple offenses, you know.
Stupified 0
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Lucks0nmyside 0
lmao
preziam 0
best comment lmao!
I_iz_special 0
Kudos for 13 for incorperating another FML. :)
jaybird09 0
lol
metallicatime 0
haha Volkswagen?!? what a joke kid... horrible first car
Raiden353 0
agreed. you need to start saving again so you can pay for repairs when it breaks. VW's aren't cheap to fix
itsB_ry 0
Not "metal" enough for you? haha
AliceStar 2
I have a white 1980 rabbit and its not expensive to fix. Everyone seems to think it's outrageously expensive to fix a vw but in reality it's not bad at all. Some people chose to have their parts shipped in from Germany which is expensive and unnecessary.