Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Brool_Story_Co 17
This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.
KiiwiiRox 6
I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (201)
rivaraven 35
And why exactly didn't you cover your mouth with your hand? YDI.
IOmnomHard 10
Haha...Hey, OP is a guy..
DocBastard 40
Yes. Sometimes men kiss men. This should not come as a shock to you.
IOmnomHard 10
No need to be snotty. I just think it's safe to assume it would have been less awkward if OP was a girl.
Rahh_92 3
Someone didn't cover their mouth !
lolwutdino 9
You don't say.
captainburke 5
No big about it being your first kiss but that's just gross I'd hit him and get off of the bus
mariazzz 5
Technically if you didn't kiss the person back it wasn't a kiss. Next time cover your mouth when you yawn
samikitty961 8
Well now you've got a good story to tell if someone asks you about your first kiss.
jess183xp 1
I'd vomit if that happened to me, but it won't because I cover my mouth while yawning
SquishFish 15
Haha hope you bit down as hard as you could OP!
Rowdey 10
Thanks for sharing.
mhopper 13
Or with a huge bug flying into his mouth! I would have preferred the bug to this.