Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
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Brool_Story_Co 17
This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.
KiiwiiRox 6
I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...
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Comments (201)
jem970 19
I just threw up a lil in my mouth. Please tell us that you punched him in the throat and slammed his face into something, then proceeded to calmly walk off the bus to find a tooth brush and mouthwash STAT!
Sanch101 7
In the UK that is classed as sexual assault.
silencebabyy 23
the real fml here is the fact that a stranger stuck his tongue in your mouth. you don't know what has been in his mouth or what sickness/disease he may have
daydreamer244 13
I guess it was too tempting for that man....
stash01 0
Next time, put your hand in front of your mouth when you yawn.
evilplatypus 39
34 - That's what I thought! I think I would have preferred a bug of I were OP. No, I definitely would have preferred a bug.
Eorlas 31
what the **** was he thinking
luke_bryan_fan 6
Who else yawned after reading this?
bloodangel494 1
I hope you now know what u have to do the next time you have to yawn.
redhondamike 6
YDI All good people cover their yawn. Really though, look at yourself in the mirror next time you yawn. IT'S UGLY.