Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.
sadlife67 0
when its up put an fml telling the url
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Comments (259)
yeahreally 6
i will be looking for it! lollll
sugerhunny 0
Haha! that's awesome,.,, and sooo funny... Can't wait to see the Video ; ) This FML sound's like something me and my friends would do ! (=
Blahp 0
LOL! Bu I'd be terrified too if I saw this random clown staring at me. o.o
brkn_hearted 0
do you know what the name would be? sounds like it's something worth watching
Swan_fml 0
First mistake is choosing assholes for friends. Second mistake was telling your friends you were going to watch IT.
musicloverr 0
ohh my god, i laughed so hard at this one. that is just ******* hilarious
lolwhat_fml 0
i agree with # 77 and 78, but #77, him watching it doesnt have to do with the prank ? And, lol, i can't wait to see the vid in a week, but why that long? :3
ThisIsTaboo 0
Post the link to the video when it's up!
clownscareme 0
**** that musta been scary cuz i watched IT when i was like 7 and I couldnt sleep for about a year without like being scared. PENNYWISE is freakin scary. Yeah i know this movie isnt really THAT scary, like not well produced, cheap effects, but still when your 7 it can be scary. ESCPECIALLY the beginning, with the creeepy circus music.
F_My_Wife 2
can't wait.