Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML
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Jaywin 3
I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.
sadlife67 0
when its up put an fml telling the url
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Comments (259)
jessxoxo28 5
lol!!!that would have scared the shit out of me to cant wait to see it on youtube =D
teamhat 0
dude IT was a scary freaking movie, i feel sorry for you
clownscareme 0
oh and then at the mall when i saw a clown i was just like OH MY GOSH! basically i just wanted to like RUN AWAY. i would have been screaming, and running, and running fast if my friends did that. Then after i would probably get reaaaaaaaaaaallly mad at my friends
gabimessedyouup 0
I watched IT when i was like 6. i couldn't use the bathroom for like a week. I was soooo scared
untoldfame 3
we all float on ritchie, we all float on *pops balloon filled with blood*
ummmok 0
LOL, I read this on www.FWhyMe.com last week
_pk_ 0
Don't forget to tell us when it's up. YDI because the movie IT reaaaaally sucks, it wouldn't scare a kid (those guys who said they didn't sleep for a week: Seriously?! The movie is so lame! Nothing like the book. That one DID scare the crap out of me). If at least you were reading the book I would say FYL.
Amandaisdreaming 7
send me the link once they get it up :)
lovespeaceandsmi 0
Why would you watch such a scary movie? Clowns scare me beyond all reason. Ever since I was a kid and watched peewees big adventure when the clowns destroyed his bicycle, I've been so scared! My cousins and friends made me go watch the dark knight in theater, I cried the whole movie I was horrified... I covered my eyes most of the movie. I hate when someone says "why so serious". After the movie we bought a bunch of liquor and we were all drunk having a good time and I noticed my cousin and two of his friends were missing. My cousin dressed like the damn joker and chased me around the house with a knife smacking his lips yelling "why so serious". I locked myself in the bathroom and sat in the bathtub with my bottle of rum... Worst night of my life.
heyyimkell 2
LOL, that's hilarious! xD So your friends were trying to scare you, I'm assuming? haha.