Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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Top comments
PSQ91 6
See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
YacL 15
She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.
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Comments (161)
Lexi_Ray 5
now you know your grandma loves you, mine wouldn't come to my party at all
Cinn_fml 23
...Isn't this what the 'Events' section of Facebook is for?
a_nutritionist 10
no no, cool people risk it not being seen, that makes it an uber funkyzeit party. bono has these all the time.
stephanieeDawnx 0
No, that section is for lames.
jaynedough 0
Add me, I'll like it for ya :p
calichick3393 2
why does ur grandma have Facebook lol
wolflover44 5
I don't even have Facebook. Hearing about this granny having Facebook makes me feel even more lame... FML
ibitehard 9
42, same hear -.-
SadinSherman 16
To talk to her friends
Epsilonyx 15
Wincest, I guess?
CatEyes66 0
More like Grosscest
amyevalorraine 0
GU aattract xxix
Epsilonyx 15
GU espeeky engrish plz
SnowTrooper19 0
Forever alone....
Hi_I_am_Q 0
It's a PARTAY!!!!
rhpsfan9 10
Sounds like a pretty awesome grandma to me
blackmail_fml 0
Somebody have no friends.
MrsRonaldo 18
Somebody have no grammar
Glitterhinoceros 14
A party isn't a party untill the old folks come along :D