Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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PSQ91 6
See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
YacL 15
She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.
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j_cat187 20
pass the bong to the left side!!! never pass it to the right
Symmetry88 0
Today, I was on Facebook, and I just so happened to realize that my grand daughter is having a party this Friday. Now you know this modern day technolodgy and it's fancy nick nacks, it took me hours to find the "like" button. Then after about two hours, I had realized that I was the only one to like her status. So I keep the like on the profile (so I'm not rude), and I go to the drug mart. While I'm there I perchase all the laxatives I can find. and I take them all, remembering that they were an excuse so I wouldn't have to go to my grand daughters party, forgetting that the party was on Friday. FML
awickedsomething 0
Denied. :( Sorry, OP
lovejdbieber 0
ur grandma has facebook?
calvin1217 0
maybe people don't want to go to a party with your grandma
xxLifexx 0
slow day..
stuart169 3
I WANNA PARTY WITH YOUR GRANDMA! HELL YEA! ROLL ****** TIDE BEHBEY!
lilginga 0
what's your name? I'll add you and we can party
densoe 0
ill come so u won't feel so bad..
amochizuki 4
It because you have no friends.