Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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Top comments
PSQ91 6
See, your grandma liked it so everybody was like "this party's gonna be lame". Never add family members on facebook!
YacL 15
She might get so drunk she'll try to put her false teeth in the dog's mouth, and when it doesn't work, she'll try the cat. Be careful, OP.
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Comments (161)
DocBastard 40
Instead of chips, serve Metamucil wafers Instead of beer, serve prune juice Instead of hip-hop, play Lawrence Welk Instead of inviting friends, post a stupid Facebook status Sound familiar?
purdyphish 3
Don't forget to stock up on adult diappers
anothersuicide 0
all too familiar o.O
Quall1357 0
54 needs to learn how to spell diapers.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Or perhaps @54 knows how to spell diapers but accidentally hit the P twice and didn't realize until after posting. It's all well and good to point out the edit comment option but I can say from my own experience that half the time the edit just doesn't work even if it says it did. It also often times will decide that edit time is up before it registers the changes even if you hit the edit button before time ended.
antoniocalos15 0
wow thats nice of her atleast family loves you
Roslyn15 1
Lol that just happened to me
antoniocalos15 0
really
antoniocalos15 0
really
ndclover 3
ah, facebook. whatever happened to making invitations and mailing them out? or a simple phone call? sigh. miss the 90s.
ilovecamp 2
this sounds like me imma bitch...
wriptidez 0
we will ALL be old someday
dayrin7 4
aww! have fun with grama :)!
stepho14 0
you have no friends :) besides your grandma? that's cute :D
ArsenalFan12 0
o yeah..... party with gmail. good luck with that
holybuckets 0
Ain't no party like a grandma party.
musicanonymus 0
I'm gonna have ahouse party at my house, I'm gonna pour booze, down my mouth :D
doorsfan27 0
There ain't no party like my Nana's tea party.