Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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Andrewgfffff 0
SSounds like you were in the way; when driving, assume the other driver is the worlds worst driver, then act accordingly.
perdix 31
He's a psychopath because he ignores orders from a megalomaniac, self-styled traffic cop with delusions of grandeur? Sounds like a real cuckoo's nest goin' on up there!
tehzilla 12
I don't understand how not seeing you when he backed up makes him a psychopath. You were probably right in his blind spot, or he wasn't thinking and didn't check his mirrors, or a multitude of other things that do not qualify him for being "batshit insane".
desireev 18
Hey, at least the 'batshit insane psychopath' didn't get out of his car with his toothbrush and toothpaste an try to remove the damage. (Previous FML reference)
perdix 31
At least, he didn't threaten to sue you for parking your car where it was impossible to avoid. (A more recent, yet less relevant FML reference.)
KM96 24
That's a bummer - yea they should probably have looked twice and maybe you should have honked the horn. :)
Okayitwasme 0
That sucks! My sister had to prove that a guy backed into her and that she didn't rear end him! In a parking lot sometimes they deem it 50/50 so the drivers pay their own damage. Regardless who was at fault.good luck op.
Burrito_Time 5
Batshit!!!
Sumo69 9
If you got hit you were to close sorry about your luck dude
coolstorybro6 6
People these days
happyspencer 4
So he's made of batshit, he's psychopathic, and insane because he made a mistake?