Alpha moron

By Anonymous - 17/08/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, after all my years of teaching, I may have met the most ignorant sack of sentient excrement on the planet. A man came into the office demanding his son be transferred out of my class because he can’t be an "alpha" if he’s being taught by a woman (read that as "bitch"). FML
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Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

oh F****, incels have reproduced. this is so scary

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I don't know what's more shocking, that this man has a son to begin with, or that he's actually involved in his son's life like that.

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Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

oh F****, incels have reproduced. this is so scary

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I don't know what's more shocking, that this man has a son to begin with, or that he's actually involved in his son's life like that.

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FluffythePink 23

Personally I'd have also insisted that his crotch goblin is transferred out of my class so that I don't ever have to deal with the screaming misogyny of either the 'father' or the child. Lil' shit isn't going to listen or learn because of Daddy's issues and is going to keep disrupting your class because 'women are scum and don't deserve any respect'. Imagine how he's going to treat the girls in the class, imagine how he's going to call Daddy in every time he refuses to do any work because 'a woman told him to do it'. Give them both the steel toe capped boot and enjoy what peace you have in your classes.

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