Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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chengy4191 7
Almost happened to me once luckily I noticed in time to honk my horn to let the idiot know that he was going to back straight into my car it is insane who they will give a license to nowadays
mbuck87 19
So really what you're saying is you stopped too close for them to get out?
Azninvasion217 0
It you have cut-rate insurance, you can be paying for this yourself! Haha I'm sorry I couldn't resist
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Was this supposed to be a joke? I'm not entertained.
astro16 0
He's quoting from an Allstate commercial or progressive. One of the two.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Oh, okay, I see. Thankyou, Oh wise one
Azninvasion217 0
It you have cut-rate insurance, you can be paying for this yourself! Haha I'm sorry I couldn't resist
SoultheWolf 19
I've nearly had that happen to me once. I saw it coming first and imediately went into reverse and backed up just intime to miss it. Sorry it happened to you, hope you can get them to pay for the damages. :(
fenixtorador1 11
It's okay OP at least you saw them back into your car.. Someone backed into mine yesterday and didn't even leave their insurance or a note.
Clamcreepy 7
When it's sunning, backing up out of a parking spot, and using your rare view mirror, it's not actually crystal clear to see a hand waving inside a car. This could be irrelevant info I'm saying since you probably waved your hand from outside the car and they probably stuck their head outside the car to backup but I doubt that but then again you did say they were "batshit insane psychopath", but you really need to get fond of homking that horn
stevenmx86 8
It is apparent that he's a "batshit insane psychopath" why?
astro16 0
No one knows the specifications. Everyone knows how parking lots go, ESP in winter, they all try to get a parking spot in the front. Maybe OP was the psycho and didn't give this guy enough room. It would not be surprising if he didn't, because that's what most anxious "I don't want to park far" or "I just want to park" people do. It's more believable that OP is the psycho, because of all the adjectives he called the other driver.
astro16 0
In some states, they consider parking lots 50/50. Did you know in other states, that carry the no fault law, if your car gets rear-ended at a stop light or when your car is parked; it's automatically 20% your fault? Even though it was completely the other drivers fault, and these states laws just punish people for being at the wrong place, at the wrong time.