Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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Comments (150)
xStaciexLynnx 15
I don't think he overlooked you waving him out. I think he saw you waving him on, thought you were helping him and telling him to keep going, and hit your car because you were too close.
ashes1005 0
I agree with others your the crazy one who was waving him out instead od moving or honking sorry but you deserved it
cooperd52 6
That's when you honk
picklemonger 13
There's this new invention called "honk" that emits that loud "signal". You might want to consider using that instead of hand gestures next time.
Krulin 8
"Why can't he see me?! I'm waving my hand as fast as I can! What a batshit insane psychopath!"
cajekraze 7
I don't understand losers that hold up traffic waiting for a spot. It makes no sense to spend 5 minutes sitting instead of walking 100 extra feet. It also pisses off other people. YDI OP for being a lazy douche
day624 14
Thats what car horns are for my friend
brandialexis 0
hope you have the "Allstate value plan" LOL
Revell13 2
What were you doing DIRECTLY behind the other car? Give them some room next time.
madsocktm 0
So a guy backed into you and you're angry because you waved in your car and that suddenly makes you amazingly visible to a driver when you're in his blind spot and you were obviously so close he hit you...yeah they're obviously a batshit insane psycopath not you...
myurlbriii 9
Try honking?