Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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lkrunner101 7
Sorry! Maybe u could sue him?
1221jamw 11
You know, suing isn't the only thing to resolve this.
Right_Click 12
Unfortunately, suing is one of the 3 solutions that FML commenters offer when it comes to these stories.
angrymexican 8
solution 1: dump him/her/herm Solution 2: sue Solution 3: by being the first to comment
silentbutfunny 0
Explain that to insurance
21jason 9
And you just sat there instead of honking your horn or moving? Yeah it is still their fault but really you couldn't move... I would have tucked and rolled out the car for safety
lantern 6
Lol, what?
Petey_Piie 1
I like how OP describes the other driver as crazy and then proceeds to say that the other driver overlooked them. Is the other driver crazy or blind? Or both? My guess is both, like Tyler Perry's Medea.
xaviiboo 9
Clearly Madea is not blind.
DrMime 10
Road rage?
epic13 12
Parking lot rage.
michaelkiddguru 3
No insurance, no license...no problem. " Will that be jail time or credit?!"
McDonaldsworker 4
I can imagine how you feel OP, today the same thing almost happened to me except luckily there was no one behind me so I just quickly reversed, Hopefully your insurance will help pay for the damage:)
Krulin 8
Sorry, but when a guy is backing out of a spot he can't see you. You should have honked or flashed your highbeams, entirely your fault and your insurance company will tell you the exact same thing.
OCDC 9
Not true. I got backed into in a parking lot even after laying on my horn, and insurance sided with me and said it was his fault.
Ciraxas 7
63 You misread the comment. He said that it is your fault if you DON'T press the horn, to which you responded by saying that it is the other person's fault if you DO press the horn. Same thing.
Awsumuzzie 12
This same situation happened to me, but instead of waving, I honked like a clown having an ******. The girl told me that, "I didn't honk loud enough." I'm very bitter, yes.
grapisy 8
Coulda been worse. You could have been on a motercycle.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's always worse on motercycles, that's why I use motorcycles.
grapisy 8
Congratulations! You just made a spelling correction on the internet! How do you feel about that? In other news, I suffer from HKD, or Hyper Kinetic DontGiveAFuckery, and am not particularily phased by my inability to spell 'motor'.
grapisy 8
Congratulations! You just made a spelling correction on the internet! How do you feel about that? In other news, I suffer from HKD, or Hyper Kinetic DontGiveAFuckery, and am not particularily phased by my inability to spell 'motor'.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Fool, I wasn't making a spelling correction. You've never heard about Motercycles? Those are very cheap knockoffs on Motorcycles. You passing it off as a spelling error means you bear the shame of owning a Motercycle. SHAME ON YOU, BOY!!!
McDonaldsworker 4
LMAO! You guys are funny!
grapisy 8
Touché, my friend. Touché.
grapisy 8
Touché, my friend. Touché.
silentbutfunny 0
Let me rephrase your comment to your pic Congratulations! A spellin correction on the internet you just made! Feel about that, how do you? Suffer from HKF i do. Hyper Kinetic FuckeryIGiveNot. Phased by my spelling i particularily am not. Sorry, but Yoda makes things more epic