Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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Top comments
bitchesbcrazy 0
Damned batshit psychopaths
sweetness17 7
15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance.
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Comments (150)
mavericks 6
What a dumbass
Cml3996 12
You could've always just reversed away from him? or not have been so close to where he could hit you?
AJRENO 0
He's an asshole
sadistmonkey 19
batshit insane psychopath =/= unobservant and absentminded person
tytylor 0
New door!
blair_x 12
Were you at Costco? Their parking lots are infamous for that type of stuff.
mojo87 14
YDI. You could've used your horn rather than just flail your arms about, like a fool.
yaoifreak 8
Awww that suck....was he cute..XD
xgirlofglassx 4
If 'he' was truly a batshit insane psychopath, I doubt it matters.
Calyx_fml 22
YDI. When will drivers ever learn that waving their hands around does not do anything but move the air? If you would have stopped waving your hands around and started driving your car you would probably have avoided the situation. Next time reverse and avoid.
desireev 18
OP was trying to wave direction towards the other driver, thinking the other driver was actually paying attention.
jacobboothe 2
Or he could be trying to image the boy from chronicle
Eemariee 0
That's what a horn is for. Fyl