Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Rise and shine
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Background noise
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Dozing off
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my three hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML
Please leave
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Hammerhead
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
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littlemonster94 15
Take advantage of being a college student - you can come and go as you please!
t_Wag13 7
He repeats things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!!
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littlemonster94 15
Take advantage of being a college student - you can come and go as you please!
wowlolreally 12
Right?! Take a page out of the resident stoner's handbook and smoke before class no stress no fml.
spekledworf 18
For my school if you miss more than 2 classes the professor has the right to withdraw you from the course, and most will
license2chill 5
Is that a high school or something... College students need to learn self control, time management and prioritizing, not a system to help you regulate these stuff.
chlorinegreen 27
You are able to leave without repercussion unless you have financial aid. Since there paying you to go you have to go or they'll bill you. My teacher is awful if I even try to leave early, she makes a snide comment and make me feel bad. I can't always stay and listen to her stupid personal stories for 4 hours.
littlemonster94 15
Wow really?? Mine is 4.... But if you leave in the middle of class you've already got attendance
klutz44 28
I think it's rude to leave before the class is over, unless you talked to your prof beforehand. Not cutting out early is a matter of respect towards your prof. I went to a medium sized liberal arts school and we didn't have giant lecture halls. My biggest class probably had 35 students. It was obvious if you left early.
enbliss 10
Uhhhh, what are you complaining about again?
chris274 8
Anyone else feel like #2 was making a sarcastic joke?
Vidrill 22
Well, sure sounds boring but you will definitely remember it better this way. Plus, you can always accompany the stoner for a quick smoke outside afterwards :P
botanistjessica 24
I'm all for the liberation of cannibis and everything, but it does you no good whatsoever if you're trying to succeed in college. What's the point of paying the thousands of dollars to sit through a lecture and not absorb any information?
lilhellian 27
It's been shown in differnt studies that you actually only take in about 15 minutes of lectures..
fdupagain 11
Back in my first year of college, I smoked a massive amount of pot. I was also on the deans list. People stone cold sober fail, and some ace the course. Some stoners fail, some are top students. It has to do with your motivation and drive to succeeded. (I quit smoking after first semester so I could get pregnant that fall)
BeforeItWasCool 12
I agree with 22. There was a girl in my high school who was stoned almost every class of every day, and she passed every class with merit. I think maybe it depends on the intelligence of the stoner when sober. If you're smart before, chances are it'll work out well. If you're of lower than average intelligence, of course it's going to hinder you slightly.
SirCharles83 13
People are so ignorant about the effects marijuana has on you. It doesn't make you brain dead or unable to think. You can still function 100%. I don't smoke any more but I hate it when people act like weed is some hard drug that makes a person incapable of thinking.
Catkam623 27
Should have only paid attention the first time.
t_Wag13 7
He repeats things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!!
accioshannon 17
Now I'm wondering what this comment was...
Pyapi 20
If it is a boring subject, take advantage of the repeated lecture to see if you remember it better!
sofitina 20
you should be happy about that! There are many things I wish. could re-hear in class but ny teachers don't bother with it. Be glad, atheist it implants that into your memory even more than way you know the material for sure.
botanistjessica 24
This comment was very hard to read.
kra1985 8
I had to read this comment a few times before it made some sense
AliceLockehart 18
It's still not making sense to me D:
labiscuit 15
Uh..what?
countryrose92 23
U should be happy. There are many things I wish I could re-hear in class but my teachers don't bother repeating themselves. So be glad, at least the repetition implants the topic into your memory even more so now you'll know the material for sure. Yes. Hers was very confusing but this is it basically, from what I gather.
sofitina 20
yeah, I completely apologize. Autocorrect really did not want this comment published. I tried to fix it afterwards but it wouldn't let me. Sorry :c
SBurrke 11
Speak English please.
perdix 31
What's the problem? You got the review session for free. Haven't you ever seen the Teletubbies? You need to say everything twice for the info to sink in.
ironichalibut 24
I've been hearing the 10,000 hour theory a lot lately. You have to practice 10,000 hours of something before you're truly proficient. Personally I think 10,000 hours of nonsense and basic math is too much for everyone but the stoniest in the telutubbies area ;). Depending on the lecture though, twice just drives the point home to you, I agree.
buddy51 23
Next time, ask him to demo his skills at the Harlem Shuffle!
upyourzlolz 11
And what practical purpose would that serve?
boarderlyne17 8
15 - It's the "Harlem Shake"...