Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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cantthinkofawitt 0
McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..
chyeahhh86 0
How old are you that high school girls bother you?
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Comments (163)
LolFMLnot 10
You're insecure OP. If you continue this you're gonna lose him.
nick315 8
Lose him to the happy meals because he will be more happy with those. Plus he gets toys unless a teenager says he's to old.
TheBlackCops 0
I don't think you should be too worried, older men working at McDonald's isn't exactly what high school girls look for.
nick315 8
Yeah, and if op looks on the bright side her bf gets a discount. So they can go there all the time for cheeper then cheep meals. They can save a lot of money. So when they need to go to the hospital due to obesity they will have enough to pay for the life support after their heart attacks...:)
perdix 31
High school girls love guys in paper hats who flip their meat. What girl can resist a guy who offers to Super-Size them? You're just being smart.
DocBastard 40
You have every reason to worry - all the girls want is his Big Mac. But if he had applied at Burger King, all those girls would want his Whopper!
perdix 31
And if he went to work at Wendy's, they'd want his W* *This joke only works in Crawford, Texas.
trollfaced 2
But if she'd work at in and out then they'd want her double double!
Wicked361 8
26- if he went to work at Wendy's OP wouldn't have to worry because the girls would be asking "Where's the beef?"
BehindU 5
Random little joke. How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to cover his Whopper!!
perdix 31
You know of my muscular buttocks? I guess my naked Zumba in front of my open window has finally paid off!
pimpcracker 8
keep it up and he will either A. leave u... or B. cheat on u...
perdix 31
Or C. Dine regularly on McDonald's food and become an obese, diabetic pig. Get him to work at Whole Foods. The girls who shop there are wasting away and have bad breath and hairy armpits. You'll be safe.
Awsumuzzie 12
I think you missed the big opening in your shirt to put your head through by accident.
challan 19
Every time a comment isn't funny and states a fact people thumb it down. It's true that he will leave her ass if she doesn't chill the heck out. I know I'm not the only one that sees Op checking his phone, stalking him and being a complete freak. Haven't we all dated someone that had jealously issues? And kicked them to the curb?????
HITide76808 0
I slightly disagree with u But u got a really nice Bod!!! lol
Dracoboxer357 36
33- I think he noticed, at least when he examined his pic before posting it....I hope. But hey, he's one up on me: I still can't seem to find my shirt. ;) 47- And since we're judging photos here....I believe you may need a haircut. Maybe even a shave. No judgments though, just some friendly advice. ;) (But yes I agree: pimpcracker, good work on your physique. Very impressive.)
murdersquirrel 15
Oh! It's a shirt! Mystery solved, it's not a very small back pack after all. Thanks.
THExistentialist 13
am I... am I reading a bro-thread about pictures of abdominal musculature, pectorals, and biceps? dafuq?
challan 19
132 I'd post a pic of me with my shirt off, but I don't think these particular guys would be interested at all... ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
Hey, thanks 0void0, I appreciate hearing that. I couldn't imagine how strict you must be with your diet to achieve your level of definition though. 132- Yes, yes you are. ;) 139- lol, to non-gym rats, I can understand how it looks that way, but believe me, nothing could be further from the truth. :) Now get outta my way, I can't see the "gun show!" ;P
skizza_fml 3
Some of us would be lol I think these guys are hiding in the closet though
itsrainingmen_fml 0
How is this F your life? Sounds more like F his life.
onlychildFTW 34
You should talk to your boyfriend and your problem Dothan both of you can work out a solution to over come it. Your jealous issue could be from a subconscious lack of trust you don't realize. So just talk to him. Don't tell him what to do though, just have a one on one conversation about it.
iloveweed69 7
Wendys is better :-)
florido_fml 10
You become less interested when you show jealousy, every cat wanna chase the mouse. No cat wants a mouse that keeps throwing them-self at him.
twisted_cherub 14
*less interesting I'm pretty sure the jealous person is still interested. Also, if you know how to do it well, you can chase and play hard to get at the same time. Even the cat wants to be chased sometimes.
ILike_Dancing123 19
I can totally relate to you OP, I don't even like the idea of my partner working in a supermarket. Jealousy sucks!